2010 Classic: The Postcard
She sent a postcard from a desert island. It said: “Peace at last. But the sand is too sandy.” Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2010 Classic: The Postcard
2010 Classic: The Bouncer
“You’re too drunk to post that photo.” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: Avatar (Hype)
Why was the 2009 Halloween so blue? Because James Cameron spent 10 years and $300 million to convince every kid that putting on blue face… Read More »2009 Vintage: Avatar (Hype)
2009 Archive: The Kanye
I’m going to let you finish your joke, but mine is the best “of all time!” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar… Read More »2009 Archive: The Kanye
2009 Legacy: The iPad Announcement (Late ’09 rumors)
Why was the lawyer excited for a bigger iPhone? So his “fine print” could finally be seen by someone under the age of 80. Part… Read More »2009 Legacy: The iPad Announcement (Late ’09 rumors)
2008 Archive: Worst Actor
Why Mike Myers? For proving that he can do a funny voice for 90 minutes and still not say a single funny thing. Part of… Read More »2008 Archive: Worst Actor
2008 Classic: The Calendar
I’m “dating” my misery. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Wood
I’m “pining” for better days. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Beijing Olympics
Why did the dad bring a stopwatch to the Great Wall? He wanted to see how fast the “wall” was running. Part of the 52… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Beijing Olympics
2007 Classic: The Death of Lucky Dube
Why the silence in reggae? For the loss of a South African legend who used music to fight for peace and justice. Part of the… Read More »2007 Classic: The Death of Lucky Dube