The children’s ministry coordinator using a massive plush donkey to explain how following the right path requires patience, completely confusing the parents in the back… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Shrek 2 Sermon Metaphor
I’m “hiss-terical.” Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
You change the bulb, and then the phone rings and tells you it’s going to blow in seven days. Part of the 73 Light Bulb… Read More »2002 Classic: The Ring (Movie) Fan
She asked the waiter if the soup was “prepared with a sense of urgency.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Restaurant
Why did “Survivor” win? Because after three lineup changes, Beyoncé and company proved that they could outlast any drama—and any other girl group. Part of… Read More »2002 Classic: Destiny’s Child’s Last Stand
Why was the comeback painful? Because MJ missed a dunk in his first game back, reminding us all that even the GOAT has to deal… Read More »2001 Classic: The Michael Jordan “Air” Ball
“I love that movie.” “Which one?” “The one where I ask for the remote and my wife snatches it away before I can touch it.” Part of… Read More »2000 Archive: The Snatch
“Should we invest in Google?” “No, who needs a search engine when I have a wife who knows exactly where I was and what I… Read More »2000 Classic: The Google IPO
A guy with frosted tips orders a drink. The bartender asks, “Do you want a bowl of cereal with that, Justin?” Part of the 67… Read More »2000 Archive: The Frosted Tips
I’m a speaker. I’m just “vibrating.” Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
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