2000 Archive: The Frosted Tips

A guy with frosted tips orders a drink. The bartender asks, “Do you want a bowl of cereal with that, Justin?”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Angelfire_User02/27/1997 19:18Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@Titanic_Jack05/17/2001 08:06I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril02/23/2008 06:42He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Weird_Science_G03/26/2011 13:41We created a monster... of a joke!

@Annoying_Orange12/12/2004 02:28Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!