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2004 Vintage: The Shrek 2 Sermon Metaphor

The children’s ministry coordinator using a massive plush donkey to explain how following the right path requires patience, completely confusing the parents in the back row.

Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2004 “Camera Phones, iPod Syncing & Fellowship Myspace” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beavis_Butthead05/22/1996 20:14Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Shrek_Donkey11/27/2000 07:11And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan10/19/2014 21:09Silently laughing in the snow.
@MTV_Unplugged09/11/2012 06:29Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Talladega_N_R11/21/2014 11:16If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Ancient_Aliens_G07/18/2006 11:45I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Digg_Submitter_0509/26/2014 15:57Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@CounterStrike_Pro07/09/2000 02:16Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

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