2007 Vintage: The Juice
I’m “concentrating” on the battery life. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The Sand
I’m “shore” this is the future. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The Honorary Award for Robert Altman
Why? Because after seven nominations and zero wins, the Academy realized they should probably give him a statue before he directed a movie about them.… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Honorary Award for Robert Altman
2006 Classic: The “Waiting on the World to Change”
John Mayer is being political, but in a very “mellow guitar” kind of way. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive.… Read More »2006 Classic: The “Waiting on the World to Change”
2006 Classic: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know the password by now! Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Classic: The Otto
2006 Legacy: Gwen Stefani’s “Luxury”
Why was she there? To remind us that “L.A.M.B.” wasn’t just an animal—it was a fashion empire and a synth-pop lifestyle. Part of the 39… Read More »2006 Legacy: Gwen Stefani’s “Luxury”
2005 Classic: The Hitch Advice
Why Will Smith? For teaching men that “The Kiss” is all about the 90/10 rule, which resulted in thousands of awkward dates across the world.… Read More »2005 Classic: The Hitch Advice
2005 Legacy: The Barney Stinson
A guy walks into a bar wearing a full tuxedo. The bartender asks, “Wedding or funeral?” The guy says, “Neither. I’m just ‘Suiting Up’ because… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Barney Stinson
2005 Vintage: The Brain Surgeon
“It’s not exactly rocket science,” the rocket scientist told the brain surgeon. The surgeon replied, “Exactly. It’s much harder.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Brain Surgeon
2004 Archive: The My Chemical Romance
She’s in her “emo” phase. I told her “I’m Not Okay.” She said, “I promise.” Part of the 58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook &… Read More »2004 Archive: The My Chemical Romance