2005 Vintage: The Brain Surgeon

“It’s not exactly rocket science,” the rocket scientist told the brain surgeon. The surgeon replied, “Exactly. It’s much harder.”

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@Blockbuster_Refugee09/26/2007 09:49Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan09/26/2004 05:53Silently laughing in the snow.

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