Why was Chris Weidman the new king? Because Silva started showboating and got knocked out, proving that “playing with your food” is dangerous when your food is a pro fighter.
Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
It really whips the llama's ass!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.