Why didn’t the skeleton go to the New Year’s Eve party? He had no body to dance with.
Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
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In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
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In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
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In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
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The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
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Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Laughing is as laughing does.
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Back when the internet was simple and funny.