Why was the lawyer excited for a bigger iPhone? So his “fine print” could finally be seen by someone under the age of 80.
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Joker 2 Suit
A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Virtual Gavel
Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »
45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Merger Mania” Edition
In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Lab Rat (25 Edition)
Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »
2025 Classic: The Turing Test Trial
A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Power Move
A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition
In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition
In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition
In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »
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44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition
In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »
The Final Closing
Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »
The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
The Legal Pad
Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
One does not simply read one joke.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!