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2009 Legacy: The iPad Announcement (Late ’09 rumors)

 Why was the lawyer excited for a bigger iPhone? So his “fine print” could finally be seen by someone under the age of 80.

Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Joker 2 Suit
 A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Virtual Gavel
 Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »
45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Merger Mania” Edition
In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Lab Rat (25 Edition)
 Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »
2025 Classic: The Turing Test Trial
 A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Power Move
 A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition
In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition
In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition
In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Jurassic_Park_Fan02/13/1995 04:41Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Cast_Away_Wilson02/13/2006 08:24WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@Zoolander_Blue11/11/2007 08:01Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Doom_Marines08/27/2013 01:17Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Zoolander_Mug09/13/2007 01:18I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@One_Does_Not_S08/02/2011 03:54One does not simply read one joke.
@This_Is_Fine_Dog06/05/2009 00:14Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Flash_Intro_Hater05/20/1997 17:36Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Maplestory_Kid04/18/2003 00:57@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@StrongBad_Mail02/05/2014 04:32I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

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