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2019 Archive: The “Nuclear” Modernization

Why spend $1.5 trillion? To make sure that the “End of the World” has the best “User Experience” 2019 has to offer.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The "6G" Tactical Network
Why was the 2025 signal so fast? To ensure that the Private can r...read more »
2024 Classic: The A-50 "Disappearing Act"
Why did the Russian Early Warning planes start retiring early in ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Tactical" Starlink 2.0
Why the new antennas? To make sure the "Digital Battlefield" stay...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Over-the-Horizon" Fatigue
Why the drone operators' strike? Because "Remote Warfare" is star...read more »
40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition
In 2001, the "New World Order" of the 90s evaporated in a single ...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2010 “WikiLeaks & Tablet Tactics” Edition
In 2010, the military realized that the biggest threat wasn't alw...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Total Force" Burnout
Why the AI? Because the AI is the only thing that isn't on its 10...read more »
34 Military Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Anaconda Boots” Edition
In 2002, the military was busy trying to find a needle in a hayst...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hearts and Minds" 2025
Why the "Neural-Link"? Because "Winning Hearts" is easier when yo...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Nuclear" AI-Trigger
Why the debate? Because we’re not sure if giving the "Red Button"...read more »

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Why is there still one guy? Because he’s the "Time Traveler" of t...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Targeting" AI (Project Maven 2.0)
Why the 16K upgrade? To see if the enemy general has "Read Receip...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Smart" Dust Intelligence
Why were the 2025 spies so small? Because the military started us...read more »
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In 1997, the military world was obsessed with "Information Superi...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PowerRanger_Red06/21/2008 15:45It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Ace_Ventura_Pet02/09/2008 10:29Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Overclocker_Pro01/03/2012 09:46My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Donnie_Darko_8812/23/2009 13:03Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Kill_Bill_Bride08/26/2009 10:01I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Hide_The_Pain_H08/21/2008 14:57I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Shut_Up_Money03/21/2012 20:47Shut up and take my laughter!
@Keep_Calm_Fan04/22/2003 18:59Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost08/12/2009 16:44Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
@Last_Commenter03/25/2007 09:30Saving the best laugh for last!

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