Why spend $1.5 trillion? To make sure that the “End of the World” has the best “User Experience” 2019 has to offer.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "6G" Tactical Network
Why was the 2025 signal so fast? To ensure that the Private can r...read more »
2024 Classic: The A-50 "Disappearing Act"
Why did the Russian Early Warning planes start retiring early in ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Tactical" Starlink 2.0
Why the new antennas? To make sure the "Digital Battlefield" stay...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Over-the-Horizon" Fatigue
Why the drone operators' strike? Because "Remote Warfare" is star...read more »
40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition
In 2001, the "New World Order" of the 90s evaporated in a single ...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2010 “WikiLeaks & Tablet Tactics” Edition
In 2010, the military realized that the biggest threat wasn't alw...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Total Force" Burnout
Why the AI? Because the AI is the only thing that isn't on its 10...read more »
34 Military Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Anaconda Boots” Edition
In 2002, the military was busy trying to find a needle in a hayst...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hearts and Minds" 2025
Why the "Neural-Link"? Because "Winning Hearts" is easier when yo...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Nuclear" AI-Trigger
Why the debate? Because we’re not sure if giving the "Red Button"...read more »
😜 More from category: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The "Blueberry" Navy Ghost (2025)
Why is there still one guy? Because he’s the "Time Traveler" of t...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Targeting" AI (Project Maven 2.0)
Why the 16K upgrade? To see if the enemy general has "Read Receip...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Smart" Dust Intelligence
Why were the 2025 spies so small? Because the military started us...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition
In 1997, the military world was obsessed with "Information Superi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Alrighty then! Super funny.
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Shut up and take my laughter!
Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
Saving the best laugh for last!