Why was the 2009 Halloween so blue? Because James Cameron spent 10 years and $300 million to convince every kid that putting on blue face paint and a loincloth was “groundbreaking cinema.”
Part of the 31 Halloween Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Angry Birds” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Halloween Jokes: The 2008 “The Dark Knight & Twilight” Edition
In 2008, Halloween was all about chaos and glitter. We were busy ...read more »
37 Halloween Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, Halloween was a mix of "Let It Go" sing-alongs and a glo...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Portal" (Dublin to NYC)
Why were the ghosts staring at a giant circular screen? Because t...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Moon-Tourism" Kid
Why was the astronaut costume so dusty? Because it’s not a costum...read more »
2025 Archive: Minecraft Movie (Legacy)
Why was the skeleton so blocky and weirdly realistic? Because Jac...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Lab-Grown" Candy
Why did the Snickers taste like "sustainable algae"? Because 2025...read more »
2008 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch! Sh...read more »
2023 Classic: The Little Mermaid (Live Action)
Why was the ghost under the sea? Because Halle Bailey made being ...read more »
2025 Legacy: 28 Years Later
Why were the zombies so sophisticated? Because after nearly three...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Moo Deng" Slide
Why was the toddler sliding across the floor like he was covered ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: M3GAN 2.0
Why was the doll in the "cloud"? Because she doesn't need a body ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Retro" 2010s
Why were there so many people in "vintage" 2014 hipster outfits? ...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Angry Birds” Edition
In 2009, Halloween was a mix of 3D glasses, glittery vampires, an...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survivor & Gladiator” Edition
In 2000, Halloween was a victory lap. We survived the "Millennium...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Professional humor for professional people.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.