“Doctor, I feel like I’m losing my ‘Sync’.” “Have you tried plugging yourself in overnight?”
Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
There is a joke in my boot!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
No way! That’s too much!