2025 Vintage: The Neural-Link 2
“I’m thinking, therefore I am.” “No, you’re thinking, therefore I’m billing.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition archive.… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Neural-Link 2
2024 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Cate Blanchett for Borderlands? For proving that even a Queen of cinema can’t survive a movie that looks like a rejected Fortnite skin. Part… Read More »2024 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
2024 Vintage: The Waiting Room
The magazines are gone. Now there’s just a 4K screen showing a relaxing video of a forest, but you have to watch a 15-second ad… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Waiting Room
2023 Legacy: The Prompt Engineer
Why did the intern get a raise? Because he changed his job title to “Senior Prompt Engineer” and the boss thought he was an actual… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Prompt Engineer
2022 Archive: The House of the Dragon
A guy walks in and asks for a drink that’s “darker than the cinematography of episode seven.” The bartender gives him a black coffee and… Read More »2022 Archive: The House of the Dragon
2021 Archive: The Honey
I’m “stuck” in a supply chain delay. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The Coffee
I’m “brewing” my tenth cup of the day. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The “Nature is Healing” Meme
Why was there a deer in the lobby? “Nature is healing! The humans are at home, so the wildlife is taking over the Q2 projections!”… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Nature is Healing” Meme
2019 Archive: The New Year Toast
Why did we drink “Hard Seltzer”? Because 2019 was the year White Claw became the official “After-Work” beverage. Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2019 “Black… Read More »2019 Archive: The New Year Toast
2019 Classic: The Impossible Burger
What do you call a dad who grills a plant-based burger? A “Mis-steak” artist. Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town… Read More »2019 Classic: The Impossible Burger