I’m “brewing” my tenth cup of the day.
Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
We created a monster... of a joke!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.