A guy walks in and asks for a drink that’s “darker than the cinematography of episode seven.” The bartender gives him a black coffee and turns off all the lights.
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
One billion... laughs!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.