Why was it the most popular photo? Because in 2013, if you didn’t post a photo with a trophy, did you even really win it?
Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Gym Membership
Paying monthly for a place you only visit in your dreams.I’ve bee...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Women’s Champions League Growth
Why was the final sold out? Because the level of play was so high...read more »
The Surfing Wave
Wipeouts and wisdom from the ocean.Surfing is the only sport wher...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ryder Cup Captaincy
Why was Tiger Woods saying "No"? Because he realized that being a...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2007 “Almost Perfect & The Iceman” Edition
In 2007, sport was a thriller with an unfinished ending. The New ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Tush Push" Ban?
Why was the play finally gone? Because the NFL decided that "lega...read more »
2025 Classic: The Manchester City "115" Verdict?
Why was the courtroom the most watched arena? Because the world f...read more »
48 Sports Jokes: The 2015 “Steph’s Rise & The 12-Round Wait” Edition
In 2015, sports were about breaking droughts and shattering expec...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Lamine Yamal" 18th Birthday
Why did he get a car? Because he was finally old enough to drive ...read more »
The Bowling Strike
Rolling with the punches and the heavy balls.I’m a professional b...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Olympic "Hangover" in Paris
Why was the city so empty? Because after 2024, the Parisians real...read more »
The Tennis Racket
Serving up some classic court-side wit.Why are tennis players so ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Wrexham" Movie
Why was there a film crew on the pitch? Because the documentary b...read more »
The Skydiving Leap
A sport where you only have one chance to be a beginner.My skydiv...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
The magic man... is laughing!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.