Why did the beards start to vanish? Because the “Surge” was over and the Sergeants Major finally regained their “Shaving-Cream Power.”
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
I’ll be back... to read this again.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!