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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

@Shrek_Ogrelord03/25/2009 20:14Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Napster_Leech02/23/2015 21:54Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@DotCom_Survivor03/31/2009 04:38I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Bill_Ted_Excell09/12/1999 08:06Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Toolbar_Hater04/26/2014 16:23My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Leeroy_Jenkins09/18/2005 20:15At least I have chicken... and this joke!

@Cool_Story_Bro01/25/1995 09:12Actually, it IS a cool story!

@Hat_Tip_Sir02/12/1997 19:06M’lady... this joke is superb.