2006 Vintage: The “Rehab” Amy Winehouse
She said “no, no, no,” and we all said “yes, yes, yes” to her incredible voice. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social… Read More »2006 Vintage: The “Rehab” Amy Winehouse
2006 Classic: The Professional Ego
Why does a lawyer never play “Wii Sports”? Because he can’t find a way to sue the Mii for “impersonating a legal professional.” Part of… Read More »2006 Classic: The Professional Ego
2005 Archive: “Heckuva job, Brownie”
Why is this the most famous line of 2005? Because George W. Bush proved that the best way to get a pink slip in private… Read More »2005 Archive: “Heckuva job, Brownie”
2005 Vintage: The HMO 2
They won’t cover my surgery because they say “Health” is a pre-existing condition. Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s… Read More »2005 Vintage: The HMO 2
2005 Archive: The Prince Performance
Why was he there? To remind everyone that he’s cooler than the Oscars, the actors, and the building itself. Part of the 36 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2005 Archive: The Prince Performance
2004 Vintage: The Bluetooth Ringtone Crisis
A quiet, solemn moment during the silent prayer being completely shattered by a teenager’s phone loudly playing a heavily compressed, crackling MP3 ringtone transferred via… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Bluetooth Ringtone Crisis
2004 Classic: The Mean Girls Vocabulary
Why was the 2004 BBQ so “fetch”? Because Gretchen Wieners spent the whole day trying to make it happen, even though Regina George said it… Read More »2004 Classic: The Mean Girls Vocabulary
2004 Archive: The Mean Girls Burn
“Is your wife like Regina George?” “Yeah, she has a Burn Book, but instead of high school secrets, it’s just a list of every time I… Read More »2004 Archive: The Mean Girls Burn
2004 Archive: The Manchester United “Soup” Incident
Why was Sir Alex Ferguson covered in pizza? Because after ending Arsenal’s 49-game streak, a food fight broke out in the tunnel that the world… Read More »2004 Archive: The Manchester United “Soup” Incident
2003 Archive: Lost in Translation
Why was the vampire whisper-quiet? Because he was in Tokyo, feeling lonely, and he just whispered something in Scarlett Johansson’s ear that we’ll never hear.… Read More »2003 Archive: Lost in Translation