“Is your wife like Regina George?” “Yeah, she has a Burn Book, but instead of high school secrets, it’s just a list of every time I forgot to take out the trash since the Millennium.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
"It's coming this time!" "Unless it can drive itself to my mothe...read more »
The Search History
A modern horror story told in browser tabs.The scariest thing you...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Marriage
A guy tells his wife, "We’re just like Lucia and Jason from the ...read more »
The Morning Wish
A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »
Q: What did the fish say...
Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: Dam!read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition
In 2005, adult humor was all about the "cringe" and the "crash." ...read more »
The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Superman Cape
"I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »
The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
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The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition
In 1999, adult humor was a race against the clock. If you weren't...read more »
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Found a real treasure with this one.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!