Why was Sir Alex Ferguson covered in pizza? Because after ending Arsenal’s 49-game streak, a food fight broke out in the tunnel that the world still talks about.
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🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Adrian Newey "Aston Martin" Debut
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The Marathon Struggle
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2025 Archive: The Cristiano Ronaldo "1,000 Goal" Quest
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The Archery Aim
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45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition
In 1996, sports were flashy, loud, and larger than life. From Muh...read more »
51 Sports Jokes: The 2016 “Year of the Underdog & 3-1 Comebacks” Edition
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54 Sports Jokes: The 2006 “Heads & Hoops” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The Alcaraz-Sinner Era
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2025 Legacy: The Cooper Flagg Debut
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49 Sports Jokes: The 2024 “Parisian Spark & The Chiefs Empire” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Laughing is as laughing does.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
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