Why was the 2004 BBQ so “fetch”? Because Gretchen Wieners spent the whole day trying to make it happen, even though Regina George said it was never going to happen.
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Slaying these jokes one by one.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!