2003 Legacy: The Cold Mountain
She wants to live in a cabin. I told her they don’t have TiVo in cabins. The cabin dream died. Part of the 69 Marriage… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Cold Mountain
2003 Legacy: Old School
Why was Frank the Tank streaking? Because in 2003, Will Ferrell taught us that “we’re going streaking through the quad!” was a perfectly valid mid-life… Read More »2003 Legacy: Old School
2003 Archive: Lost in Translation
Why was the vampire whisper-quiet? Because he was in Tokyo, feeling lonely, and he just whispered something in Scarlett Johansson’s ear that we’ll never hear.… Read More »2003 Archive: Lost in Translation
2002 Archive: The Spider-Man Craze
Why was the kid climbing the hotel walls? Because the first movie just came out and he was convinced the “Continental Breakfast” gave him radioactive… Read More »2002 Archive: The Spider-Man Craze
2001 Classic: The Harry Potter 2
A guy asks, “Where’s the chamber of secrets?” The bartender points to the bathroom. Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod… Read More »2001 Classic: The Harry Potter 2
2001 Classic: The Best Adapted Screenplay
Why did Traffic win? Because turning a British miniseries into a Mexican drug war is the most “Hollywood” thing you can do. Part of the… Read More »2001 Classic: The Best Adapted Screenplay
2000 Classic: The Remember the Titans Inspiration
Why was the backyard football game so organized? Because the movie made us all believe that “Left Side, Strong Side” was the only way to… Read More »2000 Classic: The Remember the Titans Inspiration
2000 Archive: The 2000
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2000. / 2000 who? / 2,000 reasons to be happy today! Part of the 55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Archive: The 2000
1999 Legacy: The Matrix Choice
A bartender offers a guy two drinks: a blue shot and a red shot. The guy says, “If I take the red one, will I… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Matrix Choice
1998 Vintage: The Volkswagen New Beetle
Why was the driveway so “cute”? Because Mom finally got the car with the built-in flower vase on the dashboard. Part of the 37 Thanksgiving… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Volkswagen New Beetle