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1999 Legacy: The Matrix Choice

 A bartender offers a guy two drinks: a blue shot and a red shot. The guy says, “If I take the red one, will I see how deep the rabbit hole goes?” The bartender says, “No, but you’ll see why we don’t clean the pipes often.”

Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club07/07/1996 13:15A joke about nothing? Love it!
@BitTorrent_0111/16/1999 16:01Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Daria_Morg02/03/2007 23:09My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Delicious_Links09/24/1999 16:23Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@IMVU_Chatter03/29/2002 17:413D laughs are the best!
@Slow_Clap_Guy10/13/2013 19:05...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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