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2003 Legacy: Old School

 Why was Frank the Tank streaking? Because in 2003, Will Ferrell taught us that “we’re going streaking through the quad!” was a perfectly valid mid-life crisis.

Part of the 40 Celebrity Jokes: The 2003 “Crazy In Love & Compass” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Burning_CDs04/13/2012 14:44I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
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@Gremlins_Gizmo07/20/2009 10:51Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

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