Why was the vampire whisper-quiet? Because he was in Tokyo, feeling lonely, and he just whispered something in Scarlett Johansson’s ear that we’ll never hear.
Part of the 39 Halloween Jokes: The 2003 “Pirates & Finding Nemo” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughing in slow motion right now!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
First! And it’s funny!