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2000 Classic: The Remember the Titans Inspiration

Why was the backyard football game so organized? Because the movie made us all believe that “Left Side, Strong Side” was the only way to win a BBQ.

Part of the 35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpiderMan_Tobey01/21/2002 16:55With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Retro_Gamer_Girl07/29/1999 04:02Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Sixteen_Candles05/17/1995 23:43I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Distracted_Boy05/11/2002 03:09Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Shut_Up_Money06/03/1995 22:33Shut up and take my laughter!

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