2010 Vintage: The Expendables Muscles
Why so much leather? For a movie that gathered every action star from the 80s just to prove that their collective age was higher than… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Expendables Muscles
2009 Vintage: The Amos
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me! Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009 Avatar… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Amos
2009 Classic: Best Male R&B Vocal
Why “Miss Independent” by Ne-Yo? Because he made being a “Gentleman” the coolest thing in R&B since the suit and tie. Part of the 41… Read More »2009 Classic: Best Male R&B Vocal
2009 Legacy: The Minecraft Alpha Infiltration
Why did the computer literacy teacher confiscate five flash drives? Because students had discovered a primitive, early alpha version of a game called Minecraft and… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Minecraft Alpha Infiltration
2008 Classic: Worst Actress
Why Paris Hilton? For proving that she doesn’t just “play” herself—she’s actually incapable of playing anyone else. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Classic: Worst Actress
2007 Classic: The Pool Table
A guy uses his iPhone as a level. He breaks the screen. Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition… Read More »2007 Classic: The Pool Table
2006 Legacy: The Wii Fit
Why did the lawyer join the Wii Fit craze? To practice “balancing the books” while standing on a plastic board. Part of the 45 Lawyer… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Wii Fit
2006 Legacy: The Wii Injury
“I have ‘Wii Elbow’.” “From playing tennis?” “No, from trying to hit a virtual baseball and accidentally punching the lampshade and your mother’s favorite vase.” Part of… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Wii Injury
2006 Classic: The Milk
I’m “milking” my Person of the Year status. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Professional Ego
Why does a lawyer never play “Wii Sports”? Because he can’t find a way to sue the Mii for “impersonating a legal professional.” Part of… Read More »2006 Classic: The Professional Ego