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2009 Vintage: The Amos

 Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me!

Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009 Avatar & Apps Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Instant_Msg06/28/2003 13:59I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Clueless_Dionne03/08/2006 09:27Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Mainframe_Manny04/24/1997 21:04Old school processing, new school laughs.
@SoulSeek_Fan05/24/2005 23:14Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Jesus_Quintana02/02/2003 22:17Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Hattori_Hanzo_S10/11/2012 08:03I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Ferris_Bueller10/22/2013 02:11Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Doge_Much_Funny06/28/2013 09:29Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@First_World_P11/13/2001 21:49My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Cloud_Computing08/31/2014 22:19Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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