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2010 Vintage: The Expendables Muscles

Why so much leather? For a movie that gathered every action star from the 80s just to prove that their collective age was higher than the movie’s actual box office earnings.

Part of the 40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2010 “Inception, Social Networks & Toy Incinerators” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Scream_Fan_9610/06/2001 21:39What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
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