2006 Classic: The Professional Ego

Why does a lawyer never play “Wii Sports”? Because he can’t find a way to sue the Mii for “impersonating a legal professional.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »

Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

@SpaceJam_Fan12/14/2011 05:58Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@DVD_Collector08/20/2014 00:01Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Antivirus_Pro07/04/2014 19:48No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Butthead_Uhhh08/02/2006 09:18Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Goosebumps_Kid02/25/2000 15:20Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Grumpy_Cat_Real09/25/1995 22:13I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Guestbook_Signer10/06/2009 08:13Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@Lag_Victim_0110/04/2000 03:07I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!