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2008 Classic: Worst Actress

 Why Paris Hilton? For proving that she doesn’t just “play” herself—she’s actually incapable of playing anyone else.

Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2008 “Love Guru, Hottie & The Nottie” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Legacy: The Borderlands Casting
 Why was it hit? For hiring Kevin Hart and Cate Blanchett to stan...read more »
2023 Classic: The Razzie Redeemer – Fran Drescher
 Why did she win? For leading the actors' guild through the 2023 ...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition
In 1995, the 16th Razzie Awards proved that Hollywood could fail ...read more »
2025 Classic: Minecraft’s Costume Design
 Why was Jack Black nominated? For playing "Steve" by simply wear...read more »
2025 Vintage: Snow White’s Poison Apple
 Why did Snow White dominate the nominations? Because Disney mana...read more »
2025 Vintage: Mufasa’s Prequel
 Why was Mufasa: The Lion King hit? For proving that we didn't ne...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Five Nights at Freddy’s" Burn
 Why was it hit? For taking a terrifying game and turning it into...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2018 “Holmes & Watson, Gotti & Presidential Wins” Edition
In 2018, the 39th Razzie Awards faced a year where real-world pol...read more »
2024 Vintage: Worst Picture
 Why Madame Web? Because the Razzies decided that "seeing the fut...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
 Why the CGI Stitch? For a performance that was 100% digital and ...read more »

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2025 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
 Why Jason Momoa? For appearing in a pink leather jacket and a fr...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2015 “50 Shades of Grey & Fantastic Flops” Edition
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@Doom_Guy10/24/2011 07:20Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@PalmPilot_Pro02/03/2010 12:31Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@SoundBlaster_AWE10/26/2008 08:18Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Napster_Search03/16/1995 01:11Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Daria_Morg10/18/2002 13:54My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Construction_Dig10/11/2004 23:53Still digging for more humor!

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