I’m “milking” my Person of the Year status.
Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
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You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
My fist is clenched... with joy!
This joke is an Epic Win!
Deal with it. This is gold.