Why did the computer literacy teacher confiscate five flash drives? Because students had discovered a primitive, early alpha version of a game called Minecraft and were spending the entire database class building blocky dirt houses instead of learning spreadsheet formulas.
Part of the 35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar Hype, Justin Bieber Fever & Minecraft Debut” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Professional humor for professional people.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
Not bad. Not bad at all.