“I have ‘Wii Elbow’.” “From playing tennis?” “No, from trying to hit a virtual baseball and accidentally punching the lampshade and your mother’s favorite vase.”
Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Letting this joke through the port.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.