2025 Archive: The Smart Clothes

Why did the blonde start talking to her jacket? She heard about “Smart Fabrics” and thought her coat was a GPS.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Encarta_User01/23/2006 19:42I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Quake_Fragger08/31/1999 23:03M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@WinAmp_Shaker05/15/2010 19:59It really whips the llama's ass!

@Binary_Boy02/08/1995 10:4901001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Guestbook_Signer03/20/1996 10:55Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@Leet_Speaker_7709/06/2008 11:567h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

@LonelyGirl15_F05/06/2003 16:49Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

@I_See_What_You05/16/2011 04:44I see what you did there. Clever!