Why was this a hit? Because in 2011, telling a crowd that a “Company” is a “Person” is like telling a kid that a “Vegetable” is a “Cookie.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.