Why did the lawyer have a “Shredder Inspiration” board? To find the one that could handle 500 pages of “ethics.”
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!