She says The Good Place is unrealistic because “there’s no way my son-in-law would ever make the cut.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 1996 Classic: The Vacuum
She bought a new Dyson. She says it’s the only thing in the house that actually "picks up after ... read more »
She bought a new Dyson. She says it’s the only thing in the house that actually "picks up after ... read more »
2. 1999 Vintage: The Pokémon (Part 2)
She thinks Pikachu is a "yellow demon" designed to distract me from my chores.Part of the 66 Mot... read more »
She thinks Pikachu is a "yellow demon" designed to distract me from my chores.Part of the 66 Mot... read more »
3. 2010 Archive: The Update
My mother-in-law is like an iPad update. She takes an hour to install, changes all my settings, ... read more »
My mother-in-law is like an iPad update. She takes an hour to install, changes all my settings, ... read more »
4. 1998 Archive: The Airbag
She thinks the "Passenger Side Airbag" was installed specifically to keep her quiet during car r... read more »
She thinks the "Passenger Side Airbag" was installed specifically to keep her quiet during car r... read more »
5. 2013 Legacy: The Twitter
She only has one follower—me—but she tweets as if she’s addressing the United Nations.Part of th... read more »
She only has one follower—me—but she tweets as if she’s addressing the United Nations.Part of th... read more »
6. 1999 Classic: The Hat
Her New Year’s Eve hat has its own gravitational pull.Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 19... read more »
Her New Year’s Eve hat has its own gravitational pull.Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 19... read more »
7. 2003 Classic: The Cleaning
She brought a magnifying glass to the dinner table to inspect the "integrity of the silverware."... read more »
She brought a magnifying glass to the dinner table to inspect the "integrity of the silverware."... read more »
8. 2021 Legacy: The iPhone 13
She loves the "Cinematic Mode." She says it’s the only way to capture the "epic tragedy" of my a... read more »
She loves the "Cinematic Mode." She says it’s the only way to capture the "epic tragedy" of my a... read more »
9. 1997 Classic: The Walk
She went for a walk and the local stray dogs formed a line behind her just to see who was in cha... read more »
She went for a walk and the local stray dogs formed a line behind her just to see who was in cha... read more »
10. 2011 Legacy: The Voice Recognition
She tried to use voice-to-text. The phone just kept typing "Help me" over and over again.Part of... read more »
She tried to use voice-to-text. The phone just kept typing "Help me" over and over again.Part of... read more »
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