She said “no, no, no,” and we all said “yes, yes, yes” to her incredible voice.
Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
Deal with it. This is gold.