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2005 Vintage: The HMO 2

They won’t cover my surgery because they say “Health” is a pre-existing condition.

Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch03/11/2003 03:58There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Sega_Genesis_Kid08/28/1997 13:08Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Gopher_Explorer02/03/2008 16:53Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Jurassic_Park_Fan03/22/2006 17:49Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Nirvana_Teen12/01/1998 11:57Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Butthead_Uhhh12/15/2009 04:33Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Dancing_Baby_9607/27/2001 04:42Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@Badger_Badger_M09/13/2010 21:58Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Distracted_Boy09/08/2014 18:33Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Web_2_0_Fan10/03/2000 02:20This is the future of humor!

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