2006 Legacy: The Borat Defense

Why did the lawyer represent the people sued by Borat? He argued that “Very Nice!” is not a legally binding waiver of privacy rights.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »

A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »

A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »

An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »

Why did the lawyer subpoena the witness's brain chip? Because "I...read more »

Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

@Forrest_Gump_8806/13/2013 19:37Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@OfficeWorker_9905/25/2004 03:01I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Beavis_Butthead10/16/2007 20:41Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy07/13/2014 23:03That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Liger_Owner_X03/19/1998 07:44It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@StrongBad_Mail10/11/1996 07:14I’m checking my email and I found a winner!