“I’m the king of the ‘Smart-OR’.” “And I’m the king of the ‘Copay’. Let’s dance.”
Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Waiting Room
There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »
The Hospital Food
A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition
In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Heart 2
"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »
2025 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
2025 Archive: The Diet
"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »
71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition
In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Nurse
"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »
2025 Classic: The Surgeon
"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Transplant
"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Generic 2
"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
A classic from the Spanish web too!