2002 Legacy: The David Beckham “Metatarsal”
Why was a tiny foot bone world news? Because all of England was praying to a bone for six weeks before the World Cup. Part… Read More »2002 Legacy: The David Beckham “Metatarsal”
2002 Vintage: Alicia’s Arrival
Why did Songs in A Minor win so many awards? Because Alicia Keys managed to make playing the piano look cooler than playing a Flying… Read More »2002 Vintage: Alicia’s Arrival
2001 Vintage: The Rollerblade Rule
The school board officially installing a bicycle rack extension specifically for students who used inline skates to get to school. Part of the 34 School… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Rollerblade Rule
2001 Classic: The Appletini Sequel
A guy orders an Appletini. The bartender says, “The 90s called, they said keep it.” Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey &… Read More »2001 Classic: The Appletini Sequel
2001 Archive: The Gorillaz “Clint Eastwood” Mystery
Why the cartoons? Because Damon Albarn proved you could have a global hit with a virtual band that involved a rapping ghost and an animated… Read More »2001 Archive: The Gorillaz “Clint Eastwood” Mystery
2001 Classic: The “Transformation” Pause
Why did Rumsfeld stop arguing with the Generals? Because on Sept 12, everyone realized that “Heavy Tanks” are actually quite useful when someone starts a… Read More »2001 Classic: The “Transformation” Pause
2001 Vintage: The Cellular Holster Protocol
Securing a heavy, plastic-cased mobile telephone into a rugged leather pouch attached to a braided belt, positioned exactly next to a hard plastic container of… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Cellular Holster Protocol
2001 Vintage: The Napster Shutdown
Why was the office so quiet? Because the courts took away our free music, and we had to go back to listening to the hum… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Napster Shutdown
2001 Archive: The Donnie Darko Bunny
If a giant rabbit tells you the world is ending, you should probably listen. Or just change your meds. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2001 Archive: The Donnie Darko Bunny
2001 Vintage: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, let me in! Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Doris