2001 Vintage: The Doris

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, let me in!

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@Linux_Kernel_0.108/15/2002 07:12Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@XFiles_Spooky_M09/10/2012 08:48Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Frasier_Crane04/21/1998 22:17I am listening... and I am laughing.

@StumbleUpon_User09/01/2004 10:39I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@Tagged_Network03/15/1996 15:04You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob09/29/1999 16:12The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@Shut_Up_Money04/22/2003 13:41Shut up and take my laughter!

@Mind_Blown_Gif01/31/2009 14:39*Boom* - there goes my brain!