Why did the lawyer sue the electric scooter? For “reckless placement in his billable path.”
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Oops, I laughed again!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
The history of humor in one post.