2000 Vintage: The Vote-Off
My mother-in-law suggested we have a “Family Council” every Sunday. She’s already tried to vote me out of the house three times this month. Part… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Vote-Off
2000 Vintage: The Butterfly Ballot Design
Why was the Florida ballot so confusing? Because it was designed by people who thought a presidential election should be as difficult as assembling IKEA… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Butterfly Ballot Design
2000 Archive: Who Wants to Be a Millionaire
Why was the silence so tense? Because Dad asked Mom if she wanted more stuffing, and she said, “I’d like to use a Lifeline and… Read More »2000 Archive: Who Wants to Be a Millionaire
2000 Legacy: The Millennial Retainer
What is a lawyer’s favorite 2000s song? “Oops!… I Billed It Again.” Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310”… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Millennial Retainer
2000 Vintage: The Gladiator Movie
Why did the lawyer love Gladiator? It reminded him of the courtroom, except the lions are usually the partners. Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Gladiator Movie
1999 Classic: The Evander Holyfield “Actual” Win
Why was he relieved? Because he finally beat Lennox Lewis in the rematch… wait, no, Lewis won the rematch, proving that 1999 was a bad… Read More »1999 Classic: The Evander Holyfield “Actual” Win
1999 Legacy: The Coffee
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Archive: The Parent Teacher Conference
My teacher said I spend too much time “wandering the halls.” I told her I’m just “exploring the open-world environment.” Part of the 74 Observational… Read More »1998 Archive: The Parent Teacher Conference
1998 Archive: Google
Why did Larry Page and Sergey Brin start a company in a garage? Because in 1998, they needed a place to hide the fact that… Read More »1998 Archive: Google
1998 Legacy: The Garden
She told me my lawn looks like it’s “giving up.” Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Star Wars & Search Engines” Edition archive.… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Garden