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2000 Vintage: The Gladiator Movie

 Why did the lawyer love Gladiator? It reminded him of the courtroom, except the lions are usually the partners.

Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ebay_Sniper10/04/2004 10:54Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Myspace_First_Friend02/15/2002 17:40I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Trinity_Matrix01/04/2002 02:26Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Rocket_Power_9907/16/2000 14:45We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Loituma_Girl10/12/2008 21:23Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Doge_Much_Funny01/19/2001 07:52Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Marquee_Text_Fan01/11/1997 17:01<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Grammar_Nazi_9910/24/2005 20:31Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
@Forever_Alone_X12/09/1999 13:35At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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