My teacher said I spend too much time “wandering the halls.” I told her I’m just “exploring the open-world environment.”
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Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
The magic man... is laughing!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
You must construct additional laughs!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
M’lady... this joke is superb.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
RT if you think this is funny!