Why was the snuff film so creepy? Because “Bughuul” was hiding in the bushes, and Ethan Hawke realized that moving into a murder house is never a good idea.
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🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The "Portal" (Dublin to NYC)
Why were the ghosts staring at a giant circular screen? Because t...read more »
2020 Joke: Why Did The Ghost
Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he had no body to go w...read more »
1999 Joke: A Zombie Walked Into
A zombie walked into a Halloween party and everyone screamed. He ...read more »
2022 Joke: Why Do Ghosts Love
Why do ghosts love riding in elevators on Halloween? It lifts the...read more »
2025 Vintage: Avatar 3
Fire and Ash: Why was the 2025 Halloween so "ashy"? Because James...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Short-Form" Horror
Why did the ghost only haunt for 15 seconds? Because our attentio...read more »
2023 Vintage: AI (ChatGPT)
Why was the 2023 ghost so articulate? Because he didn't write his...read more »
2024 Vintage: Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
Why was the ape asking "What a wonderful day!"? Because Noa was b...read more »
2024 Archive: Smile 2
Why was the pop star smiling so much? Because Skye Riley had a lo...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2022 “Wednesday & The Slap” Edition
In 2022, Halloween was a masterclass in viral choreography and ci...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Vintage: Talk to Me
Why was everyone holding a ceramic hand? Because it’s the best wa...read more »
2025 Vintage: Humanoid Robots
Why did the neighbor give the robot a Snickers? Because Tesla’s O...read more »
2023 Vintage: The "Kevin James" Smirk
Why was the ghost looking at the camera with that specific, awkwa...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Pedro Pascal & Joseph Quinn" Bromance
Why was the 2024 Gladiator so handsome? Because the Fantastic Fou...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
As if! This is too funny.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
The stars are aligned for this joke.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.